Turkey Joints

Dan got me these candy things for Christmas. They have Brazil Nuts and Chocolate wrapped in taffy. Candy that you have never tasted before. It's called Turkey Joints. These freaking things also have a special ingredient called Crystal Meth. These things are some damned addictive, I have nightmares about coming into work and looking at the jar and it's empty. THESE THINGS ARE SO GOOD!..

Why, oh why did I write about this.

Oh yeah, the joints told me to do it!