Tuesday, February 01, 2005

MSN get's a new look

I fucking hate MSN.

Google takes on all search engines and STOMPS THEM. It's like a mini war here on the Internet.

Microphone drops down from the ceiling.

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"In the red corner:
Where the bright faggy Windows XP Blue,
Weighing 200 million web pages
Who looks really dumb and was created by Microsoft.
MSN SEARCH!!"
(0ne person claps)

"In the Blue corner
Wearing the multicolored O's
Weighing in at a whopping 500 million web pages
Searches books,
Has a cool Internet Explorer toolbar,
Has gmail with 1 gig of space,
Has a myriad of other freaking awesome programs:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE!"

(Everyone screams, some woman cry, babies gurgle with delight)

Round 1:

MSN Sucks so Google Stomps MSN into the ground.
1.....2.....3......4.....56789..10
GOOGLE WINS IN A RECORD NEGATIVE 1 SECOND!


Yeah, good try Microsoft, but thanks for windows XP!

3 Comments:

Blogger Katya Coldheart said...

i've honestly only used MSN about three times and they were all by accident, our work network has them as default...i tend to search thru google or yahoo...i didn't realize that there was a speed difference...

3:56 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

*sniff sniff*...

I smell fanboy.

That's okay. I'm a google fanboy, too.

4:54 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Katya, Yeah. The speed is a huge thing for me. I'm on google probably 200 times a day.

Happy, You got me. It, sadly, cannot peel potatoes. It can, although, find a place to buy potato peelers.

Dan, We are all fanboys in some ways. STUFF IT!

8:47 AM  

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